The Grapevine Speaketh - February 20th

Date: February 20th
Joke of the Day:
Little Jan went to the butcher's to get some beef slices.
When the transaction was done, the butcher asked him, "So, Little Jan, is that all?"
"No," the child replied. "Maybe some of the scraps for the dog, but not too fatty, since our father became very ill the last time."

(Hmm, maybe his father got sent to the doghouse because he was in the cathouse?)